Bearded Scrutiny

This week the crew is tossing not one, but two really crappy movies your way! Thanks? First up is a mostly terrible70's flick about the head of a racist getting sewed onto the shoulder of a black guy and a car chase that goes on far too long titled, The Thing With Two Heads. As bad as that might sound it's not nearly as awful as Taylor Lautner's latest pile of garbage, Abduction, in which he stars as a teenahe super-spy on the run from Doc Ock's strange offerings of burgers and milkshakes.