Being Jim Davis

On the first day of the Festival of Unleavened Lasagna, the disciples came to Garfield and asked, “Where do you want us to make preparations for you to eat the Passover?” He replied, “Go into the city to a certain man and tell him, ‘The Teacher says: My appointed time is near. I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at your house.’” So the disciples did as Garfield had directed them and prepared the Passover. When evening came, Garfield was reclining at the table with the Twelve. And while they were eating, he said, “Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.” They were very sad and began to say to him one after the other, “Surely you don’t mean me, Lord?” Garfield replied, “The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me. The Son of Arbuckle will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the Son of Arbuckle! It would be better for him if he had not been born.” Then Lyman, the one who would betray him, said, “Surely you don’t mean me, Rabbi?” Ga