No U-turns At The Drive-in

Earth has just been sold for scraps to a lizard man from another world, and he's coming here with an army of androgynous androids armed with lightsabers to collect his bounty. Now only a rag-tag team of mustachioed gentlemen and scantily clad females, along with their two kinky, racist, and pretty much useless sidekick robots, can save the day! Or after the "hero" dies they might just join up with the lizard man to get a cut of that sweet, sweet space money. So throw the cushions off the couch and enjoy Star Odyssey!