Limited Appeal

In this special Tedmas edition of Foody Goody, this year we establish the "burger" as "traditional holiday food". But how do we define a burger? If you think this is straightforward, you haven't thought about it enough. Does it need toppings? What are acceptable patty constituents? What shape should the patty take? Hot? Cold? Cooking method? So many problems! Never fear, though, T-bone comes up with an elegant solution for you after we whip up so many questions – consider it a Tedmas gift, from us to you. Send us your Tedmas message by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Spam is welcome, but not Spoose. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.