Limited Appeal

Good morning! You too, Mr Deluise! Join us on a nature walk, when Warren asks why humans are the only animals that wipe their asses after pooping. First we deal with all of the obvious semantic issues (we know you've already made a list of these), before getting to some important instructions for several aspects of toilet performance. You might think you're already an expert, but allow us to enlighten you: there are volumes of stuff you don't already know about proper pooping, and the internet is here to help, with images! Once you've recovered from the Google brain scars send us email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) and describe the most offensive photo you saw that has not been emotionally repressed. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.