Unfunny Nerd Tangent

We're strapping on our parachutes, ignoring the wind advisory and diving mustache-first into our most anticipated No. 2 of the year: Deadpool 2. And we brought drinks to share! Did you know Ryan Reynolds owns Aviation Gin? Our special guest Micah Zahler, a Ryan Reynolds superfan and host of the upcoming Always Parched podcast, crafted us a gin-based version of Deadpool's signature cocktail. We're not embarrassed to say it — it's a SEA BREEZE. Deadpool Sea Breeze 1 oz Aviation Gin 1.25 oz Tattersall Grapefruit Crema .5 oz Pure Cranberry Juice Dash of Strongwater Fire Tamer Bitters Top with fresh Grapefruit Juice You might want to make it a double because we're obliterating the fourth wall with tangents on everything from obscure X-Force heroes to which Golden Girl we'd beg our hypothetical shapeshifting mutant girlfriend to mimic. Yeah, we're pretty much writing Deadpool 3. You're welcome, Ryan Reynolds. Hosted by: 'Captain Bangarang' Greig Tansley (@GreigT13). Featuring: 'I love gluten' Jared Robinovitz (@su