Being Jim Davis

This isn't strictly relevant to the podcast, but there's a chipmunk hiding in our basement. How do I get this chipmunk out of our basement?How'd that chipmunk get in your house, Chris? you may ask.Well, since you're curious, our cat Louie brought it in this morning before my wife left for work. He caught it somewhere out in the back courtyard and brought it in through the screen door, which the main back door was open because it was nice out and the screen door was closed but it has a big ol' hole in it so the animals can proceed in and out at their leisure. So he comes in with this chipmunk and he lets it loose it on the floor to play with and/or torture to death, and the damn thing gets away from him and runs down the stairs into the basement. So at that point, bedlam erupts. Louie takes off after the chipmunk, and so does George (our dog, a dachshund/beagle mix), and they're all like barking and hissing and yipping and just freaking the fuck out to high heaven. Meanwhile, the poor chipmunk -- who for