Binge Watchers

Johnny Spoiler sails straight into chaos with a deep dive into Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989)—the gloriously messy cult fantasy starring Lou Ferrigno. But first… we’ve got a problem: why is an AI-generated song telling us to “celebrate me”… and why is everyone listening?In this episode, Johnny breaks down the viral “celebrate me” trend, calls out participation-trophy energy in internet culture, and asks the real question: what are we actually celebrating?Then it’s Home Video Headlines—covering the upcoming ultra-violent Western The Brigands of Rattlecreek from Park Chan-wook, the neon-drenched reboot Miami Vice ’85 starring Austin Butler and Michael B. Jordan, and the newly announced Possession remake from Smile director Parker Finn. Movie of the Week: Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989)A sword-and-sorcery fever dream featuring ghost warriors, slime demons, lightning cages, and a fully oiled-up Lou Ferrigno in purple pantaloons. Johnny breaks down the wild production history, the “so bad it’s good” energy, and w