Packers Talk

Another week, another group meltdown disguised as a podcast.Chris and Dave return to process—sorry, celebrate—the Packers’ latest masterpiece of self-sabotage: a 16-13 home loss to Carolina that made Bryce Young look like Joe Montana and turned Matt LaFleur into Matt LaF-Lurex-Body-Spray.The boys start with a heartfelt thank-you to Tom in Germany for his donation and the gift of the word “Flaccid,” which quickly becomes the theme of the episode and, honestly, the team. From there, it’s a two-hour descent into beautiful madness: roasting LaFleur’s “mandatory cardio” play-calling, Jordan Love’s deep-ball delusions, and a defense that bends, breaks, and occasionally self-immolates on third down.They dig into Tucker Kraft’s knee tragedy (“we can’t have nice things”), ponder if Matt LaFleur is the new Mike McCarthy, and debate whether any Packers coach has ever been able to make in-game adjustments without a bye week, divine intervention, or a ghost of Curly Lambeau cameo.Meanwhile, Dave—high on NyQuil and righteo