Men In Gorilla Suits

By the time you listen to this episode, somewhere in the United States one person will be murdered. Not killed in an accident, and no suicide...straight up muthafuckin' murdered! Someone taking the life of another! We're fascinated by murder in America. We've raised Hannibal Lecter to hero status, and we will never be lacking in true crime television, movies, and books. One-eight-seven is police code for murder, and what episode is this? Keep an eye behind you and listen to us talk about murder for awhile, all the while remembering that statistically, a real person will be murdered somewhere in America before you're done... * * * Oh, sure...we're goofy up front and ask if either one of us have been murdered, but then Christopher ruins it all by asking Shawn if he knows anybody who's been murdered. Find out if anyone has ever attempted to kill us and whether or not we were ever afraid we would be murdered. Confession time: have we ever murdered anybody? Okay, so more realistically, find out if we ever thought