Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney and Amelia and flora and fauna. Amelia likes nature, as long as it’s not too natural. Pitney’s Easter lily has been resurrected from the dead, in fulfillment of the scriptures. Amelia wants people to stop giving her orchids. Pitney wants all sunlight to be banished from his home. This episode’s YOTV segment actually features Pitney. He saw a coochie once, and it scarred him for life. Amelia provided him with visual aids to help him help her imagine just what he saw. Trust us, you will love the story of “the throbbing thumb.” And ladies, you look fine. It’s LOVELY. Stop obsessing. You don’t need a lip tuck. Even Amelia didn’t remember the origin of Pitney’s obsession with “dips.” But you may never forget it. Nor will you forget the weird references to The Barbarian Princess, a favorite romance novel that may be revisited in the future! Promo: I Shake My Head (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves s