Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah celebrates her spiritually mid twenties plus half birthday (so....she's twelve?) by taking an afternoon sprint aboard Richard "Dick" Branson's nearly-private cruise ship with a close circle of several thousand friends-of. After launching a Knives Out style investigation into who needs to be thrown into prison/time out for writing that mean age 'joke' on Adriana's cake, she realizes the next best thing is focusing an AG kiki entirely on Miami (shoutout Kiki!). It's what this franchise deserves, and Sarah has some thoughts: Larsa and Lisa's peace treaty, Guerdy's therapy journey (learning to define and process trauma and feelings long ago internalized), the way Miami (and Salt Lake, happy premiere day!) have historically done the absolute best Housewivesian storytelling, Adriana's soup analogy on the after show (Larsa is the punch line, not the soup itself!), Alexia and Marysol's Trojan Housewife/twin disconnection, and more. Stephanie's private jet was mentioned zero times, best/worst news of the day de