Wood And The Bone

Well, everybody, Episode VII is only 23 days away, and Wood and the Clone are back with another review of a terrible Star Wars movie. Matt, Steve, and Jim Warkulwiz dive head first out of their Coruscant speeder into the murky depths of screenwriting incompetence. Was Slave Leia empowering to women? Does Dexter Jettster deserve his own spinoff? Should the entire movie have focused on Obi-Wan clubbing? Answers to all these questions, plus genuine heartache and confusion, on this holographic transmission of WOOD AND THE BONE.