Can A Playa Play?

WHAT THE HELLLLL ? CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH US ? BY SAYING US I MEAN "BROTHERS' HAVE WE BUMPED OUR HEADS,OR ARE WE UNDER SOME KIND OF SPELL THAT WE CAN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO FIND A BETTER SET OF WOMEN  TO ATTATCH TO OUR HIPS WHEN WE BALLIN CLIMBING UP THE SOCIAL LADDER ,SERIOUSLY! ITS TIME FOR "PLAYAOLOGY " TO BE IN FULL EFFECT.