Odd Dad Out

So last week was super busy. Between Kindergarten graduation, my brother in town, and other family events, I just didn't have time to record a new episode. It was fun but busy. Aaannnd then Saturday night hit, and my weekend turned from great to crap on a dime. In the news I've got a 15 minute marriage, skipping work to be a god, and some very adult puppets getting in trouble with their friendlier cousins. The Jackass of the Week goes to a plastic surgeon who needs to spend some time behind bars instead of in front of a camera. Finally in Recommended Listening, it's time to get our conspiracy on with Hysteria 51.-BS From The News--Man Divorces Wife Less Than 15 Minutes After WeddingA man in Dubai set the record for shortest marriage after he divorced his new bride in under 15 minutes. When his new father in-law demanded the remainder of his wife's dowry payment immediately after walking out of the court house, the man felt so insulted that he walked back inside and filled for divorce.-Man Tells Bosses He Can'