Odd Dad Out

Another week, another batch of weird news. From fake pet testicles to emoji fights, it's all over the place. This week IHOP painted a giant target on themselves with their name change, and, in Recommended Listening, I'm talking about what is probably the most ironic podcast I listen to, "Hate to Weight." Through it all, my boys are watching Disney's Coco for the 5... millionth... time. -BS From The News- -Man Makes Millions Selling Fake Dog TesticlesOne man has built his fortune on the idea that neutered pets should still look normal. Neuticles are silicone testicle implants for neutered animals who's owners wish for them to maintain their natural appearance. -"Real Barbie of Berlin" Gets Third Boob Job To 80L Bra SizeA Berlin model, who is obsessed with plastic surgery, has gotten her breasts enlarged to a whopping 80L cup size. She now claims to have the largest breasts in Germany. It was actually a dream of hers for each of her breasts to weigh more than 2kg. -Google Salad Emoji Update Has Egg Producers