Marty And Michael Fully Actual

We want you to record, and send in your fart audio to our instagram ok? This is a great episode, except that Julian is obsessed with Pokemon and Fortnite. There's a great prank call, and some funny little stories, and we're just the best. Like seriously, how are we this good it's weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally did it, we started an onlyfans for our beautiful podcast. It's called "FullyActual." We also answer some hard hitting questions, and do a really cute prank call with all of Marty's characters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Man we are on fire this episode. We get asked some great questions where we give really funny answers to, and you guys send it some crazy secrets, then we finish by prank calling Julian and telling him we've got the brand deal of a life time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow, what a beautiful episode. There's some great questions, a wild fan secret, some intense diary entries, and a prank call where I call massage therapists wanting a happy ending. Enjoy this sickening episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week our producer's twin brother, Questin, comes on. He's weird, but he explains why. We also prank call Marty's fiancé. Plus heaps of other funny stuff - lots of laughing in this one haha! ... See? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Marty's gas is back... its full gas! Our secrets segment is back, and we got a cheeky prank call with Arnold Feine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a strange episode this one. I accidentally poo while farting but we can't show much of it because our videos have started getting age restricted and we think it might be because of the gross things we do. We also get sent some more human remains by you guys, so cheers for that. Pretty good episode overall I reckon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yeah that's right, someone sent us human teeth. Segment name changes are back and things get weird. We also prank call a clothes store and insinuate that we stole from them. It's good stuff, enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an incredible episode. We reveal a long kept secret, as well as some really intense diary entries from Matthew Brown, and we prank call an adult store complaining of faulty products. Wow. Just wow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a lovely episode! Michael has decided that if this podcast gets 3000 likes, he will have a shot of the golly bottle next podcast. We talk about Matt's onlyfans, plus reveal that we have a massive secret we've been hiding from the public. Then in the prank call I call a cleaning company to come and clean up a murder scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Marty explains how difficult it was to organise his proposal and we interview Marty's fiancé about life with Marty. She was very nervous though so excuse her short responses she was close to panicking. There's also a heaps hot prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we fart into a megaphone, and it fully works. The questions we get asked also remind us of some old stories, and there's Arnold Feine prank call at the end ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our 100th episode! It's got everything - diary entries, Arnold Feine Prank call, and an interview with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez because he's an absolute legend and we used to watch him as teenagers. So yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we do some crazy things hey... like it's just nuts. We attempt to prank call a sex worker and we also do some other things. Look I'm gonna be honest, I can't really remember what's in this episode I haven't had a chance to listen to it. Our editor said it was good though and he knows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more graphic. Then we try and get a dog walker to walk our son and pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more extreme so we give him a really cool present. We attempt to play a harmonica with fart, and Arnold Feine returns with a prank call to see if our Uber driver will take a massive pig to the butchers for me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we find our editor Julian's diary and read it out. We also get sent this weird letter in our PO Box and then I try and find a babysitter for my son but end up screaming at the babysitter I the prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin and I pour it on Michael's head AND Michael even chews on some of it. Even while I'm writing this I can't believe how disgusting we are. We're sorry, but also, you're welcome. We truly are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're a bit sick, but not a bad episode. We talk about how we used to prank our parents, decide on a new HUNT goal, message Schappelle Corby, and do a pretty unexpected prank call. Enjoy you freaks xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a lovely episode this one is. We had to cut a lot of stuff out of this one we went a bit too dark. Matt Brown's diary entries continue to give us more insight into who he really is, and we prank call a therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices