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This episode features Arena (finally!), sparks shaking their asses, Amber’s TED Talk, and a lesson from the prof (not that Prof) about aggro decks!

This episode features a hot and stanky Cube draft, Seth embracing his dark destiny, and Kenny casting more red 1-drops than is comfortable in the least.

This episode features Professor Kenny, the basics of drafting control, much grumbling, and 323 PowerPoint slides!

This episode features Truth, Justice, Propaganda, and a delusional maniacal tyrant despot whose thirst for power will ultimately be their very downfall. (Surprisingly, this is not a political episode in the least.)

This episode features psychic cold reading, Kenny’s new computer fan (sorry, it’s fixed next episode), the Cult of Rakdos, the Witcher, and the very real topic of disability representation in Magic (based on an article by @Spice8Rack).

This episode features a Commander showdown between Erebos and Nicol Bolas, as well as the most epic, most back-breaking sorcery for BBB ever cast in a game of Magic. That is not hyperbole.

This episode features Amber’s new and improved Commander deck, predatory satiation, and the first and last entry in our brand new segment, Weird and Wild Goblins of the Multiverse™.

This episode features the return of both Seth and Modern Horizons drafting, more shameless rare-drafting, David Carradine, and ten pounds of squirrel in a nine pound bag.

This episode features Kenny’s debased Magic fanfic, the stuff of nightmares, Pringles™, and Baan—Dovin Baan.

This episode features a golden cornucopia of Modern Horizon booster packs, MYTHIC rare pulls, Dragonball Z, ninjas, and Emperor Palpatine.

This episode features real actual audio of Amber eating eggs, sensual head biting, ten dollar words, and MAD SPOILERS for Rise of Skywalker. Join us every week for more bastardizations of a rich sweeping fantasy narrative!

This episode features the premiere of Grandma Dragonclaw, the voice of a stone tablet, and more eggs than you can shake a stick at. Join us every week for more masterclasses in voice acting!

In today’s episode, we’re switching it up with a dramatic reading and analysis of official Magic: The Gathering fiction. We’re looking at Kate Elliott’s short story “Chronicle of Bolas: The Twins.” This episode features cold vagina tombs, frozen goblin dinner, and dialogue from the Star Wars prequels!

his episode features dubious choices, shame, weird card frames, and Magic for babies. Join us every week for new episodes! And go check out Magic Junior, a fan-designed Magic game for small children at magic-jr.com!

In this episode, Amber and Kenny each bring a Magic-related article to share and discuss! Prepare yourself for blatant unpreparedness for class, Secret Lairs, and the power of communication.

In the ultimate conclusion of the epic saga of the Cube Trilogy, the final fate of our players is decided. Going into the final fight, Amber’s match record is 1-1, Echo is 0-1, and Kenny is 1-0. In the final battle, will Kenny be able to claim ultimate victory? Or will Echo mount the comeback to force the 3-way tie?

This episode features our REAL voices, talking about Jace Beleren Must Die!, anime analogies, and double stuff cowboy goblins.

The second installment of the thrilling trilogy of Cube Draft matches features Amber vs. Kenny, the Tennis Racket Effect, vandalism, fucking ABYSSMAL puns, and copious cheating.

The long-awaited return of our occasional bonus minisode, Extra Turns! Between the start of Theros spoiler season and the announcement of a Magic MMO(??!), we couldn’t let our thoughts sit in our episode queue for a month.

This episode features dirty filthy leakers, an Amber high school story, the tit-beast from Last Jedi, and the END OF PLANESWALKERS??