Synopsis
Stand-up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Siddiquee and Pranav Behari go way off the rails in this podcast about issues affecting the South Asian diaspora as well as immigrants in general. Rambunctious, irreverent, and incisive, Mango Bae is by desis but for everyone (even whites).
Episodes
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Adam Waheed's Comedy TAKEOVER | Mango Bae #179
05/07/2022 Duration: 46minThis week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles! Intro 1:20 Adam's humble content beginnings 3:32 Redman a megastan 8:21 Adam and Chief Keef 12:52 Weirdest fans 16:32 Brown uncles pitching ideas 18:18 Adam making movies 20:15 Greatest thing to happen to Adam 24:10 stand up vs sketch 28:00 collab with Anwar 38:20 on Ramble On 42:00 FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Elephant gets REVENGE on old Lady! (ft. Kaneez Surka) | Mango Bae # 178
27/06/2022 Duration: 57minWe have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (bad) meaning of Kaneez, and lots more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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PROBLEMATIC Indian Body Spray Ad??| Mango bae # 177
20/06/2022 Duration: 34minIndia needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad indian advertising, Layer'r body spray, western depictions of desis in the news, and more! contents 0:00 Usama on Broadway 2:40 Pranav being a hater 3:50 dumb ppl that act smart 6:30 Castratis | 9:36 Bad comedian talks smack 11:30 Autism markers 14:00 C***** S****** 15:15 Layer'R Shot 21:00 Pranav's Jordan Peterson impression 24:00 India needs a cultural reset 26:00 Priyanka Jonas 28:00 Indian R**e Problem 31:00 FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Al Qaeda in India! | MangoBae #176
13/06/2022 Duration: 49minThis week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!
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Swedish Food is Terrible?! ft. Sameer "Dad" Naseem | Mango Bae #175
06/06/2022 Duration: 49minThis week we have one of our favorite people on the pod, Sameer Naseem of hte Halal Cartels podcast! We talk the Azov battalion rebranding, Swedengate, having twins and still living a party life, Usama being confused for a Korean comedian, parenting tips, bad run-ins with the cops, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Monkeypox, Trump in Uvalde, Gyanvapi madness | Mangobae #174
31/05/2022 Duration: 53minOn this week's episode: Usama gets groped (again), Chappelle’s attacker speaks, Monkeypox madness, more Hindu-Muslim grief in India, a Trinidadian standoff, a mass shooting (again). #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 0:20 contents 3:00 Usama gets groped 5:50 Brown of the Week 10:15 Hindus love vows 13:06 Gyanvapi mosque 18:00 bad vigilanteism in India 24:30 Chappelle's attacker 34:40 Monkeypox! 42:30 Shootings! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Dad Jokes, Shivlings, and Mosques | Mango Bae # 173
23/05/2022 Duration: 56minThis week we discuss transitioning (into a new studio), paternal approval in comedy(our dads hate our jokes), Usama’s awkward encounter with a famous comic, fashionable Korean racists, Sanjeev and Sadhana Prasad suing their son for grandchildren, and the Gyanvapi mosque controversy in India! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Movie with New York Nico, Hairless cats, and Horny Jinns w Kareem | Mango Bae # 172
16/05/2022 Duration: 54minWe hang out w our boy Kareem (@kareem) and talk about his movie with New York Nico, ancient Egyptians, Osho, Jinns, how to get a hairless cat, and how he doesn't care about things anymore. Subscribe to our patreon and support us! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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How to Find Indians ft Adam Mamawala | Mango Bae #171
09/05/2022 Duration: 01h01minIn this episode the boys discuss Imran Khan’s ouster from power, cricket metaphors,getting defensive of our mother’s beating techniques, Adam’s half Indian upbringing in Jersey and the Midwest, his racist grandfather, his divorce, his upcoming album, and lots more! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on Patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Pole dancing, blocking parents on IG, gigolo sons | Mango Bae # 170
02/05/2022 Duration: 51minThis week we're joined by Sonali, a pole dancer who breaks down the pole life, her unorthodox Bengali family, blocking her parents on IG, overly supportive Indian uncles in her comments, her brother in jail, the therapy of the pole, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Plantation Comedy, Spicy Eyes, 49 Reasons to Beat an Indian | Mango Bae # 169
25/04/2022 Duration: 41minOur Patreon doomsday clock; hole: to show or not to show? Usama’s road gig on a Deep South plantation; hanging with MLK’s niece; Indian maternal justice in Telangana; eyeball achar; pepper punishments; innovative beatings; all 49 reasons to get beat; how old is Hasbulla? Progeria and Islam; should we beat our kids? FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Dubai, Mutton Curry, Domestic Strife | Mango Bae # 168
18/04/2022 Duration: 36minUsama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not cooking him mutton curry (truly the GOAT), beatings: Italians vs. Indians? Probably the Irish. Some amazing movie stories, and we end on the greatest story ever told, starring Pranav's childhood bestie, Neil. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Tinder in Kashmir ft. Bassam Shawl| Mango Bae # 167
11/04/2022 Duration: 56minThis week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori (@bakedwithloriny), providing the finest edibles in all of NYC, including Staten Island! This week we hang out with our boy Bassam Shawl, a Kashmiri-American comic who schools us on all things Kashmir. He tells us about protest drama, the origins of the conflict, his personal views, his marriage, his work inside the beltway as a lobbyist, and much more! Be sure to check out our patreon for hours of bonus content and definitely check out @bakedwithloriny to place your edible order! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Pepper Sprayed, Texas Terrorists, and ISIS Brides | Mango Bae # 166
04/04/2022 Duration: 40minTHIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE! Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affair with Islamophobic republican congressman VAN TAYLOR from TEXAS. This devolves into a convo about closeted republicans’ choice of gay establishments, why radical Islamists love Texas, Islamic rock music, Usama’s run in with terrorists, Pranav’s run in with terrorists, and much more! 0:00 intro/Russia stop it! 1:20 PATREON SHOUTS 2:30 Usama gets pepper sprayed 12:30 apathetic NYers 13:15 Brown of the Week Tanya Joya 15:58 gay republicans 18:15 ISIS brides are the best 23:15 Texas terrorists FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Deep Fried Sharia ft. Ismael Loutfi | Mango Bae # 165
28/03/2022 Duration: 47minWe hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (just his look), and how he got Muslim-married at 16 so he could hook up with his high school girlfriend. He's super racist against Indians but we love him. All in all a very funny episode! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Pranav's Mom pt 2 | Mango Bae # 164
21/03/2022 Duration: 46minAuntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online stalking habits, and much more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Pranav's Mom pt 1 | Mango Bae # 163
14/03/2022 Duration: 47minDon’t listen to this episode. Pranav’s mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he’s a good boy. She’s not having a great time. Neither is Pranav. Usama seems to be enjoying himself. #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Moving Skin with Divya the Taxidermist | Mango Bae # 162
07/03/2022 Duration: 49minThis week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk about how she got started in the business, Indian goths in general, her upbringing in Miami, serial killers, birds, and lots more—super interesting and fun episode! Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to us on Apple podcast, Spotify, YouTube, and PATREON where you can get hours of bonus content! 0:00 intro 2:00: Miami food is terrible 2:45: Usama’s Uber: Bad French 4:15: the French are losers 6:41: Introducing Divya! 7:25: Jews! Jk jk 8:23: Talking taxidermy! 11:28 Indian Goths 12:48: Origins FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Inventing Ron Wheaton (Blade) - Usama is a TV Star | Mango Bae # 161
28/02/2022 Duration: 38min0:00 Lincoln was all gay 2:25 Patreon shout outs 3:09 Pranav is not smooth 9:58 bad advice/pee boner 10:55 BoW: Praganananda the King 17:49 Usama is a TV star! We kick thing off with abe Lincoln's sexual habits, the civil war, then shout out the newest members of our patreon family. Pranav tells a story about being very not smooth with a girl, and Usama follows up with some advice on drunken sex. Then we talk about Praganananda, a 16 chess champ who ousted the number one white guy in the world. Then we talk about Usama's recent TV appearances, fame, acting, mentorship, and how to get up on your own dreams. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae
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Marx Brother ft Bhaskar Sunkara| Mango Bae # 160
21/02/2022 Duration: 01h08minThe boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chandra Bose’s mixed legacy, Bhaskar’s Trinidadian-Indian origins , the state of the left in the US. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae