Keys Bartender

Bill and I talk about being out of touch with on-line dating.

I talk to my old Fraternity brother Pat Hogan , a bartender who has worked in Hawaii, Las Vegas and Macau.

Jim, Luke, and Bill talk about expanding our listeners in closed societies. Consider doing a show focusing on cheese, Dennis Rodman, and Jack Daniel's for the Dear Leader. We get Kim Jung Un's review and we are set

Shout out to the listeners in dictatorships. Don't get killed listening to our pointless drivel. Hope we get someone from North Korea this week.

We talk to Emily a very experienced Bartender considering her 24years. She has worked in St. Croix, Houston, and San Antonio. Emily gives her perspective of sexual harassment in the service industry.

We interview Melissa Devine , a 26 year old Bartender from Concord,NH about bartending , service work and life.

Jim, Bill, and Luke talk about recent discoveries and inventions. Some of the discoveries or of the adult nature.

We are speaking with Pat McGeehan for our first Skype session, hence the Phoney title. Pat is the owner of McGeehan's in Northeast Philadelphia and long time friend of Jim.

Jim, Bill and Luke are joined by Luke's niece Hanny. We finish recapping the 1 year anniversary of Irma. While Jim tries to keep Luke on point. We find out more about Like from Hanny. We get to planning for a show at the Lover's Boutique. Luke says that he will try one of the apparatuses there during the Podcast. Bill and I are going to hold him to it.

Bill and I the onslaught of Hurricane Irma from preparation to landfall for our listeners in NC, SC, and VA. We also discuss our communications with the adult store, the Lovers Boutique in Key Largo.

Jim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.

Bill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.

We try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian Massage Parlor on it.

Zombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.

Face licking, Gwen and Bridget(Lies and Slander), sex dolls, butt plugs and more

Anal Bleaching is brought up in a budget discussion. Sex Robots, The importance of not being an a-hole at Closing Time, and a mysterious gift from friends.

Jim , Luke, Bill, and the Keys Undertaker talk about the first day of school, monkey boy and autographed baseballs. We feature the Lone Star Ice House on this episode.

Jim tells Bill about a trip to Disney World where a religious family come face to face to live demons, a boy names Whistle eats his cookie, and how Snow White appears to be a whore. We also hear about monkey boy.

We discuss the Texas Margarita, "the Fugitive", bartender Jessica (Mcgeehans) and our favorite dive bars