Synopsis
A comedy podcast from the lower right corner corner of the U.S., the Florida Keys, and things do get weird down here. Targeting .3 % of the listening public that enjoy our variety of humor and also have the ability to not be offended by Bar Language. Jim struggles to stay on topic with the help of his cohost Jenna and guest.
Episodes
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Episode 424-Rude Bartender- Keys Bartender
15/04/2021 Duration: 40minJim goes on forever about a local sightseeing outing the wife and he takes. Its really nothing but Jim ends up looking like a pervert. People don't get that the cost of living in the Keys is steep. The remaining text will be arbitrary so I might confuse the all powerful AI:"Tigers make better lawyers than dentists. Mobile tire salons use 10w40 grecian formula. Bread boards, toe nail, bumber cars are horrible parting gifts." --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 421 -Maintenance- Keys Bartender
14/04/2021 Duration: 42minOne mention of a Chinese Ping-pong players comment on visit to the U.S. in the Early 70s sets Jim to thinking. That thinking leads to a 40 minute lecture in the importance of infrastructure in the U.S. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 420 - Blow Me Down-Keys Bartender
13/04/2021 Duration: 36minA sudden wind storm takes the Catch's sign down and tries to take Jim for a ride. A listener asks for the topic of Tipping to be brought up and Jim sidles into the subject. We wra it up with nick names and why you shoud be careful not to reject a seemingly bad name. It could get much worse. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 419 -Where everybody Knows Your Name- Keys Bartender
09/04/2021 Duration: 37minJim spends day at a Service Department realizing what he could have done. What qualities are parent like? Why are they so ripe for satire now? Maybe it is not unusual to let the service worker know your name. A hand painted sign with folksy wisdom on it is lame and that is universally accepted. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 418-What Were They Thinking? - Keys Bartender
07/04/2021 Duration: 33minThe crowds are still here for this busiest of busy seasons. Is asking someone to mask up the same as asking them to clamp their nipples? The labor shortage continues here in the Florida Keys so if you want to work come on down. Jim's Dad starts posting a ton of photos. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 417-The Oversharer - Keys Bartender
06/04/2021 Duration: 38minSeason is winding down in the Keys. Jim has a tendency to overshare in conversations initiated at the Bar. Photography has come a long way in the last 180 years. Is it a curse or a blessing? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 416- Sean from Knoxville, Thank You- Keys Bartender
02/04/2021 Duration: 40minJim has a long conversation with his father and wonders why he does'nt get moved upto Jr. We send a big thank you to a loyal listener from Knoxville, Sean. The Keys are having a hard time finding workers. In this day and age with all the knowledge we have access to how is racism still a thing with a large minority. Yes, I said it the real minority today are the racist, so there live with it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 415 - The Organic Cannibal- Keys Bartender
01/04/2021 Duration: 35minBlue Cheeses stuffed olives are the bone of contention once again at the Bar. More people eat them than order Martinis, not an appetizer. Closing time squatters are the bane of the service employees but they rarely get to voice their feelings about them. Cannibalism is not that distant in the human past, will people in the future view meat eaters in a similar light. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 414- I Got Your Delivery Right Here! - Keys Bartender
31/03/2021 Duration: 35minThe Pandemic has changed dramatically the way we work, shop, educate, socialize and eat. Delivery apps have changed the way many restaurants operate and the small restaurants are not faring so well. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 413 - Best Foot Forward-Keys Bartender
30/03/2021 Duration: 30minWhy not look as if everyday is an adventure filled with promise? Ji takes a co-worker's keys home for the weekend. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 412-"You Are Not A _____" - Keys Bartender
26/03/2021 Duration: 45minThe Keys are a tourist driven economy so it woud behoove us to treat the tourists well. Tele-scammers have made it difficult for people who do cold calling for legitimate business. People should not define themselves by their problems. Its never too late to do something good for yourself. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 411- The Adventures of Old Timey Man - Keys Bartender
24/03/2021 Duration: 35minJim takes his daughter to the Frost Museum in Miami. On their trip they see numerous Teslas. The shows, exhibits, and setting is wonderful. A new hero arises Old Timey Man. You have a rotary phone that needs to be dialed call on Old Timey Man. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 410- Flat Earth, Flat Head
19/03/2021 Duration: 36minA bartender deals with all different types of personalities and beliefs. Why is it that some people are so certain about their beliefs? What role does the moderate play in the conversation of beliefs? Why do they end up on the short end so many times? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 409 -Camp Manson - Keys Bartender
18/03/2021 Duration: 32minWe do a recap of St. Patrick's Day at the Catch. William Haseltine, a regular Covid expert on CNN, looks like a Bond villain. A software company name sparks Jim's curiosity about why would a company use a name that is historically associated with a disaster. Finally, why do bartender's bear the brunt of abuse or negative portrayals in the Cinema. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 408- St Patty's Day Amateurs - Keys Bartender
17/03/2021 Duration: 43minJim attempts to mask a real life story and protect the innocent by proposing a hypothetical story. He fails. Saint Patrick's day is upon us and we get a brief history lesson on why drinking does little to represent Iriish Culture or the influence of the Irish on our culture. It boils down to wearing green plastic hats, clover leis, and green beer. The guy that always holds a grudge talks about letting go. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 407-Is Anybody Out There? - Keys Bartender
15/03/2021 Duration: 37minAcquaintance asked if I still had a podcast, well I guess they don't listen. India is a large chunk of listening audience and groming. There is not excess labor pool in the Upper Keys. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 406 Where Did Everyone Go?- Keys Bartender
11/03/2021 Duration: 32minThere is a sudden reduction of the number of tourists in town and we can't figure out why. Don't make people or pets dance for their food. Getting ready for St Patrick's Day is easy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 405- Hibernian Hibernation-Keys Bartender
09/03/2021 Duration: 39minIts been about a year of Covid-19 interruption. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. St. Patrick's Day is the mark for us to remind our listeners how strange this last 12 months have been. How people have been affected by the disruptions are just beginning to come to light. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 404 -Where's the Beach?- Keys Bartender
06/03/2021 Duration: 37minIts 50 miles to the nearest beach is not something someone expects to hear on this skinny chain of islands. Do people that don't know what they want to drink have less of a proclivity to alcoholism? Why would you join a group that fundamentally does not like you? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support
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Episode 403 -It Might Be Free but it's not Free- Keys Bartender
05/03/2021 Duration: 44minWe talk about local stories that don't get the coverage you might expect, locally. Why would a local news paper not cover the biggest stories? A man caught masterbating over a sunbather is given more coverage than a suicide by car that shuts down schools and highway. It may be because of the constituency they serve, all advertising contituents versus subscriber/advertiser mix. Ocean Reef is the center for a scandal that was picked up by national news organizations, more to come. Follow us on facebook and twitter. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/james-horan6/support