Walloping Websnappers - A Spider-man Podcast

Cool-bandage-dude is in the spotlight! We learn the tragic backstory of Git Hoskins, a character with bizarre hair but an incredibly creative superpower. Cool! We also learn that he stole a deadly virus (!!) that is apparently also a neutron bomb (!!!). Not cool! As the beastials and humans are forced to work together, we […]

Creepy sentient sewer slime, alien bug parasites, an ancient hive mind…none of that really matters, because Counter-Earth Green Goblin is here, and he RULES! Spider-Man Unlimited plunges deep into sci-fi horror with a confusing story about Venom and Carnage, but all can be forgiven because we get to see Goblin in his pumpkin bomb boxers. […]

It’s Spidey vs. Planet of the Symbiote-Furries as he officially joins John Jameson’s human revolution! In part two of Spider-Man Unlimited’s premiere, we meet our full cast of resistance troops pulled straight from Terminator and Mad Max. And though Sir Ram is a disappointing villain, we’re intrigued by the High Evolutionary as an unreliable narrator, […]

Hop on a spaceship to Counter-Earth with us as we explore the weird and controversial Spider-Man Unlimited! This is one of the most maligned Spidey shows out there… but we, uh, actually… really like it? Like, a lot? We go deep into its truly fascinating production history, its classical references and world-building, and break down […]

Sure, you could listen to this podcast… but wouldn’t you rather play more Video-Man? It’s early video games galore as Electro crosses over the Amazing Friends with Wreck-It Ralph thanks to his living video game creature. But why are the game sprites so cute? Does Flash now have a traumatic brain injury? Who is mysterious […]

We’re spending time with our Amazing Friends again, and it’s making us lose our minds just as much as Mr. Frump did! This Agatha Christie homage starts off well enough, but quickly devolves into utter chaos… and our brains cannot handle it. Listen to us mutter from our straightjackets about Namor the Queen Bee Mean […]

In this game-changing episode of the forgotten WB series Midtown, disaffected bad boy Harry Osborn makes his long-awaited debut — and thanks to a jealous Flash and a very lame take on Mysterio, his first day of school is quite a doozy! But the real drama here, of course, is Peter and Liz’s breakup. Plus, […]

Hey listeners, I know what we’re gonna do today! We’re diving into the first official Marvel/Disney crossover, as Spidey, Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk seek help from Phineas and Ferb (and all their friends!) It’s witty, irreverent, and has way more deep cut Marvel references than we expected. And believe it or not, there’s a […]

The Neogenic Nightmare ends with the worst nightmare of all — being a senior citizen, apparently! But there’s plenty of the body horror we’ve come to expect as Scorpion, Lizard, and Vulture all butt heads over those pesky neogenics. Plus, Peter gets an unexpected “cure” for his disease, and we take an overall look at […]

“I’M OOOOOOOLD!” Vulture takes flight as the unexpected Big Bad of the season, complete with Tablet of Time lifeforce-sucking technology and a vendetta against hip youths. But we’re more invested in the adorable romance of Flash and Debra, and discuss (yet again) Peter’s extremely flawed approach at courting women. He’s learning! Sort of! Contact us: […]

It’s all about kidnapped ladies and de-aged babies in the conclusion of this chaotic two-parter! Peter learns the truth about his doomed romance, Kingpin learns a hard lesson in managing his work-life balance, and Silvermane learns to be careful what you wish for — at least when it comes to an ancient science-magic artifact pilfered […]

There’s a lot of “yikes” to be had in the first of this utterly chaotic two-parter! A Mesoamerican artifact is stolen (er… “discovered”) from another civilization and brought to New York, and both Kingpin and Silvermane want to get their hands on it. Somehow, this results in a ridiculous number of kidnapped women. We explore […]

Every piece of the Neogenic Nightmare arc collides in this jam-packed episode! Morbius takes his playbook from the Lizard and wants to turn everyone into a vampire, Detective Lee and Blade are a-kissin’, multiple women faint, and Spidey kind of screws up everything he touches, in full Peter Parker fashion. At least Man-Bat-Morbius looks cool! […]

Did you know Spider-Man: The Animated Series played a major role in the superhero movie boom, the MCU, and the current state of film today? It’s all thanks to this episode! Blade comes to town to take care of Morbius, and this first attempt to adapt and reinvent the vampire hunter and his gothic gadgets […]

Man-Spider’s here, and he brings some of the best animation of the show along with him! He also weirdly brings a team-up between The Punisher and Kraven the Hunter, but hey, we’re not complaining. We debate how much Peter is in control of Man-Spider, explore how elegantly this episode weaves in the ongoing threads and […]

How do you handle the dude known for killing people when he’s on a kids’ show where people don’t get killed? We tackle this fascinating, fun take on the Punisher, his boyfriend, and his “battle van”, while Spider-Man tackles living his life with four additional arms AND stopping Morbius. Spidey’s got his hands full this […]

“I vant to absorb your plasma!” Michael Morbius learns the pitfalls of being an overachiever when his sciencing turns him into a nightmare for anyone with trypophobia — a living vampire with an assortment of asymmetrical clenching holes on his hands! Meanwhile, a very aggro Spidey deals with his own body horror nightmare, and we’re […]

The Spider-Man/X-Men 90s crossover concludes in an immensely jam-packed and cartoonishly bonkers episode! We try desperately to keep up as multiple heroes hang on to multiple other heroes above a vat of bubbling green poison, Hobgoblin blows up everything everywhere, and it somehow culminates in a kaiju battle where the X-Men who aren’t Wolverine and […]

The two animated Marvel behemoths of the 90s clash in part one of the Spider-Man/X-Men crossover! Spidey’s search for a mutation cure gets him embroiled in an anti-mutant conspiracy involving Hobgoblin (ugh), a ton of Beast (yay!), and Wolverine’s desperate search for his kidnapped boyfriend (aww). We dig into interesting history from the most iconic […]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! In this special year-end commentary episode, you get to listen to us watch the two-part 90s X-Men crossover for the first time in years — DECADES, even — right here! Will Spidey get along with the Uncanny X-Men? Why do the gays love Rogue? Is Wolverine hairy enough? Is Beast literally just […]