Synopsis
Two lords without swords is a podcast that mostly focuses on Nintendo Games and Anime. Alot of Fire emblem talk ensues. Your two hosts Gordon and Neil bring their take on recent Nintendo and Anime news/talk. Two lords without swords also tries to do a monthly top 5.
Episodes
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Lords&Swrods #62 Slay the Tencent Arkoos
02/12/2024 Duration: 02h02minIn the preshow: gordon chats about his anime spreadsheet News: Steam+black friday sales, Sony handheld, more Riot series incoming, Tencent horizon GAMES: GORDON- SMITE, SLAY THE SPIRE, ACE COMBAT 7 NEIL- ZELDA ROMHACK, POKEMON LEGENDS ARKOOS SHANE- VAMPIRE SURVIVORS Garbage: The crew chats the new double mythic hero banners, gordon rants about hall of fjorms skill gacha and shane live pulls a tenfold of pokemon tcg pocket and bores us with genshin (SORRY ABOUT THE COIN JUMPSCARE!) Closing: Gordon chats anime. LYCORIS RECOIL, BUNGO STRAY DOGS S1+2 AND HAJIME NO IPPO JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #61 Geoff's Bubble Gum Bullsh!t
25/11/2024 Duration: 03h56minin the preshow, Gordon talks about Anime (wild world we live in) NEWS: Game Awards Nominees, Steam Policy added a new policy that's spicy, VF R.E.V.O announcement trailer, Nintendo Park direct GAMES: GORDON: Roguebook, Slay the Spire, Banners of ruin, Tekken 8 and Smite NEIL: Colosseum randomizer, Zelda 1, Zelda 2 SHANE: Jackbox Naughty pack GARBAGE: Gordon Chats about Star Wars unlimited, the crew chats about the new FE6 banner and shane chats about Overwatch classic, Hazard and Pokemon TCG pocket. BONUS CONTENT: Arcane Chat with Shane! Enjoy! JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #60 Same old Switch news...
09/11/2024 Duration: 01h54minIn the Preshow, gordon talks about the brand new Star Wars Unlimited set and its prequel goodness. NEWS: Virtua Fighter 6 news and Switch 2 News GAMES: GORDON: TEKKEN 8, HITMAN ABSOLUTION, MONSTER TRAIN NEIL: XENOBLADE 3 Garbage: gordon hit the ding desert in PTCGP and there's new ninjas in feh Closing: gordon is hyped for Arcane season 2 and Neil talks about SAO JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #59 Xenoblade X is real! + Pokemon TCGP impressions
04/11/2024 Duration: 01h58minin the news, the crew chats about firewalk being shutdown, Xenoblade X DE is real, Nintendo music, Dreamworks Dragonage reviews are suspect. GAMES: GORDON: TEKKEN 8 NEIL: CASTLEVANIA ORDER OF ECCLESIA, XENOBLADE 3 SHANE: VAMPIRE SURVIVORS, POWER WASH SIMULATOR, PIZZA TOWER GARBAGE Gordon gives his first impressions of pokemon TCG pocket, there's a new bird in FEH and Shane Bores us with his usual trash talk JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #58 Fire emblem E3+Button pressing in tekken
28/10/2024 Duration: 02h04minin the preshow, gordon discusses how card games and fighting games are similar NEWS Vampire Survivors gets a castlevania update, Reyman gets some news, The nintendo secret playtest thing is a minecraft competitor and Fire Emblem E3 GAMES GORDON: Ultra Moon, Baten Kaitos, Tekken 8 and Card Shop Simulator NEIL: X/Y, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia in the garbage, the boys chat feh and the new resplendant hero micaiah JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #57 No Straight Pokemon Leak
23/10/2024 Duration: 02h35minIn the preshow: Gordon mentions that he made a HLTB account and Neil made a BlueSky Account NEWS: GEN 6 POKEMON LEAK, Bandai Parts ways with nintendo???? GAMES: GORDON: Pokemon USUM, No Straight Roads, Baten Kaitos NEIL: POKEMON (plat and X/Y) SHANE: PIZZA TOWER, TMNT SHEDDERS REVENGE, Power Wash simulator, Temtem Swarm GARBAGE: Neil chats FEH with the recent funtime banner, Shane chats Genshin, ZZZ (Bernice) , Overwatch junkenstien's laboratory game mode and Scream Fortress 2 event JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #56 Who's that Obscure Pokémon?
14/10/2024 Duration: 02h15minGordon Chats about why Metaphor isn't sticking with him currently in the lengthy preshow NEWS 343 becomes Halo Studios, Alarmo is a thing, Nintendo has a playtest closed beta and Fiddlesticks is in LoR GAMES GORDON: Legends of Runeterra, Killer Instict NEIL: Final Boss in Zelda, Some FE hack. Pokemon Gordon and Neil have a lengthy conversation about obscure 'D Tier' Pokémon. Write a list of your favourite 'bad mons' and use them! GARBAGE: Gordon chats abit of Wutherthing Waves and Fire Emblem Heroes JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #55 Beds OP plz Nerf
08/10/2024 Duration: 01h53minin the preshow, gordon mentions that he got an elite controller. REVIEW NEXT SHOW NEWS: Tokyo game show odds and ends (Level 5 announcements), JRPGS on gamepass, Another switch emulator killed?, F-zero NEWS? and Blizzard had a book GAMES: Gordon: played fighting games Neil: Echoes of Wisdom Shane: Wargroove 2, Turtle beat em up GARBAGE: Halloween banner and Cesar from ZZZ Closing: Gordon talks about his next role he got and shane tries not to recap futurama JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #54 dub for R/PatientGamers
30/09/2024 Duration: 02h42minpreshow gordon talks how he caught fighting game fever and played bg3 in this week's episode, the crew chats about the AC shadow delay, Nintendo Suing Pocketpal, Switch 2 design leaked, Christiano renaldo is coming to fatal fury? And other news items GAMES GORDON- DBZ kakarot, Ravenswatch 1.0 and the Metaphor Demo NEIL- Persona 3 answer dlc SHANE- Unicorn Overlord GARBAGE- Multiverses added thrice climbers, FEH had a bunch of stuff and shane bores us to tears with the usual three games Closing, Gordon watched a show called From and Shane watched Hoyofair Discord available upon request (previous episode has it, gordon is lazy today)
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Lords&Swords #53 Seeking the Answer
17/09/2024 Duration: 02h01minSorry for the late upload this week, Gordon kept playing BG3 (stay tuned for LS 54) in the news this week, PS5 pro was a thing and Astro Bot continues to impress people. Metaphor has no romances in the game. Gordon gets sad over the new LoR update. Ubisoft stock drops hard. GAMES- GORDON: LoR, P3FES THE ANSWER NEIL: P3R THE ANSWER GARBAGE: Gordon plays more genshin and looses time to it. He also farmed Neil's world. Closing: Gordon found a relatively interesting Youtube Channel if he sounds interesting to you here's a link to Greg Owen JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #52 Concord 2024-2024
09/09/2024 Duration: 01h57minin this week's concord post mortem episode, the crew chats about Concord's untimely demise, Blue Protocol is dead, GG Strive is coming to switch, Zelda can be link, Astro Bot persona costumes and the Visions of Mana team is already gone. GAMES NEIL- Zelda TOTK GORDON- SWTOR, Balatro and a tiny bit of Lost Eidolons GARBAGE: Neil played genshin after two years, gordon played marvel snap after a year, Shane talks about Genshin and Neil puts gordon to sleep with the new sleepy time seasonal banner CLOSING- Gordon watched abunch of shows including an anime and shane talks about the blue bird's antics JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #51 All in on Chibii FEMC floating through space
25/08/2024 Duration: 01h49minIn this episode of Lords&Swords, Gordon and Neil chat about the gamescom announcements and animal pocket camp goes EOS... kinda. GAMES GORDON- POKER, Timberborn, SWTOR NEIL- P3P, POKEMON Y RANDOMIZER, SMT TACTICS GARBAGE- Gordon briefly chats about the new wuthering waves update CLOSING- Gordon Watches Andor and Neil rants about the minish cap manga. JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #50 The Garbage Game Special
20/08/2024 Duration: 02h04minin the preshow we chat about {REDACTED} closed alpha, the voice actress for misty passed away and a very bad ccg MAIN SHOW WHAT IS A GARBAGE GAME? WHERE IS A GARBAGE GAME? WHEN DO WE GARBAGE GAME? WHO IS OUR FAVOURITE GARBAGE GAMES?? WHY DO WE GARBAGE GAME? ENJOY https://discord.gg/TmHd74UWzbhttps://discord.gg/TmHd74UWzb
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Lords&Swords 49 Star Wars the old Persona
11/08/2024 Duration: 01h50minIn this wacky episode of Lords&Swords, we mash two fandoms together and hope they stick. We first chat about the latest Zelda echoes of wisdom trailer, it still looks good to Gordon and Neil likes the game slightly more. THEN WE FINALLY CHAT TRINITY SOUL FINALE. The hype is here, let us tell you why its definitely not worth your time Games are separated into two this week, Neil Chats Persona 3 Portable and Gordon Chats Star Wars the Old Republic. Then we chat abit about Star Wars unlimited and how Gordon refound his love for starwars again. Enjoy JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #48 Better Genshin just dropped
04/08/2024 Duration: 02h54minin the preshow, gordon Talks about how he's been reading alot more now, he's slowly getting through WoT book 13 along with The Hunger Of the Gods, then he quickly mentions that he has resubbed to ffxiv again and is shopping around for new servers. MAINSHOW NEWS SAG-AFTRA STRIKE FOR GAMES BETHESDA UNION 3 HOUSES IS 5 YEARS OLD YOU CAN'T PLAY SONIC 06 ANYMORE..LEGALLY Mario and Sonic can't go to the Olympic games anymore GAMES, (We are trying something new to keep our hosts engaged by adding video for us to see when we chat, sorry if it feels disconnected at times) GORDON- DIVISION 2, Balloons TD 6 n Nier Automata NEIL- XENOBLADE DEFINITIVE, Visions of Mana demo GARBAGE: Gordon finds better genshin more fun (Wuthering Waves) New feh channel, some new genshin stuff, Overwatch 6v6 and abit of first descendant JOIN THE DISCORD CLOSING: Gordon goes on a weird scooby doo kick, as in the weird scooby doo stuff and he watches Buffy. Shane doesn't recap the same things no sir and he ch
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Lords&Swords #47 Neil your TF2 is showing
24/07/2024 Duration: 02h03minin this episode the crew is online yet again. In the news segment the crew chats the aftermath of Gordon's hack, Miku project voltage is finished, Chi-bii Robo successor and rocksteady is now in all star brawl 2 GAMES GORDON- Dragon's Dogma 2, The First Descendant NEIL- P1, Minish Cap again Shane- Unicorn Overlord in the garbage corner, we chat about Samurai jack coming to multiversus, FEH SS banner and shane chats trash.. TF2 is nice though Closing Segment gordon chats the end of the boys season 4 and Parasyte the Grey while shane bores you to tears with more woke superman ... ENJOY! JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #46 Hacker Con
18/07/2024 Duration: 01h43minIn the first part of Lords&Swords, Gordon talks about how he almost lost The Lords&Swords podcast feed and how he suffered a major data breach. In the Second Part, Gordon, Neil and Shane talk about Comicorn, Apex Oopsie, STARFY TO NSO! and 19 billion dollars of unplayed games GAMES Gordon: FF6 (RIP) Neil: Fate/Samurai revenant demo and P1 Shane: ZZZ Garbage Gordon Chats about KARDs and Multiversus, Shane chats about hoyo (episode changes to next part) Closing segment gordon chats about he is close to opening night, Neil watched the black clover movie and shane bores us to death with my adventure with supermen JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #45 Money in the Beating Games
09/07/2024 Duration: 02h57sIn this week's episode, the crew doesn't have much news to talk about so Gordon talks about his experience going to money in the bank. Shane Vents about kickstarter GAMES Gordon- FFXIV Dawntrail (he beat it!), FE Engage and FF6 NEIL- PERSONA 1 (He beat it!) Shane- Unicorn overlord (he did not beat it) GARBAGE The crew chats about the new feh banner and how Gordon's ipad account is not technically f2p anymore (he subbed to feh pass for one month) ZZZ is fine, Shane and Gordon are both playing it Shane chats about the genshin update and Gordon talks about the Multiversus update In the closing segment, Gordon talks abit about the boys and The crew chats about how they are going to wack ass comicon next week JOIN THE DISCORD
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LS 44 The Neil Episode + Dawntrail EA Release!
02/07/2024 Duration: 02h48minIn this online episode of Lords&Swords, the crew chats about the nintendo direct (logtenbro pov), DND 2024, steam summer sale along with League Swarm. GAMES GORDON: PVE LOR, FFXIV DAWNTRAIL AND ROGUE GALAXY NEIL: PERSONA ONE (FOR OVER 30+ MINS D: SHANE: UNICORN OVERLORD GARBAGE: Neil Chats new celica, Gordon chats multiversus and Shane chats overwatch and honkers Closing: Gordon is going to MITB next week! JOIN THE DISCORD
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Lords&Swords #43.5 Bananyan + Direct
22/06/2024 Duration: 52minIn the first ever lords&swords solo show, Gordon is alone and talks about his favorite announcements in the nintendo direct, Banana + Cat, his escapades in multiversus and Dead Set. Enjoy JOIN THE DISCORD