Know Your Roll

More zombies! These ones have pants on. Relic splorches a dude. Neko takes a cat nap. Jeff almost dies. Being a wolf has Gorlax all messed up. The gang finally catches up to Larry.

The gang investigates the next train car, and find themselves in even more danger than before! The consequence of having left Malone alive rears its ugly head. We get distracted by a website with funny names on it. Everybody taps into their newfound abilities, especially Jeff, who is really casting spells now. Boy does he do it. I say Train OF Busan and it's haunted me for weeks. I know what it's called.

The gang investigates the passengers' rooms and dumps all their shit all over the floor. They find some clues connecting the passengers to the victim, but the culprit is the one they least expected! Neko dumps milk all over a child.

The gang wakes up to discover a gruesome murder has been committed on the train. Gorlax throws up and turns into a werewolf. There's a detective on the train and he is definitely not a poorly fleshed out Poirot analogue. Everybody tries to get me to name the episode "Un-Puss" but as you can see, I wasn't having it.

Ashe takes the gang back to the Elfskull Inn and tells them about her past, Billups, and the dangers that lie ahead. Marvin gets extremely method with his role-playing and brings a lot of drunken flavor to his performance. Everybody makes a Don't Stop Believing joke while Joe makes a Midnight Train to Georgia joke. We were all drunk for the most important episode in this arc so far. Sorry. Thanks.

The gang soaks in all of the hustle AND the bustle of Arabel's bazaar. Neko buys some new threads. Jeff buys a new weapon. A stranger approaches them with a dire warning. Relic asks the question on everyone's minds...what is sexy? Oh, and they fight a thing.

The gang leaves Fardsbottom and rides back to Arabel in search of Billups. They come across their most fearsome challenge yet: a door. After some sweet flips and cool stunts, they plan their next move. Is a coaster a lilypad? Is a meat a notepad? No.

The finale to the first arc of Know Your Roll! The gang follows their dreams all the way to a big ol' monster. Some truths are revealed, and some new questions are posed regarding the mystery surrounding the town of Fardsbottom and its inhabitants. Well fed!

The gang meets instant fan favorite, Billups, and heads off to the forest to fulfill their contract. They fight some stuff in this one. Jeff's kill count is zero.

In this one, Gorlax, Relic, Neko and Jeff meet each other and a cast of wacky characters in a backwater town in which they begin to learn of the adventure to come.