Comic Exiled

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Why it's been two weeks since I've been on the MIC. Who Bernie Sanders reminds me of. Miley Cyrus and then the show goes off the rails while comparing Billy Ray Cyrus to Samson from the Bible. Gay rights leader burned down his own home. Ernie Chambers calls the flag a rag and a evil pastor from South Africa fakes a resurrection. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A story about a guy who died. Kamala Harris smokes weed and time travels to the future and listens to Snoop and Tupac. Usher Instas fake money stacks which results in getting shot at and robbed. 400 pound headless tuna, horrible human beings that trophy hunt, Beto looks like the white Obama, and a woman runs over ex's girlfriend and takes a selfie. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The New Green Deal. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Finding old videos. The World Premiere of Acid Trip by Adam Devine and Kyle Newacheck. And more glorious documents will emerge of the really white woman, Elizabeth Warren, claiming she was on Indian. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Conversion vans. The banning of conservatives by big tech. Jeff Bezos, Blackface, Cow Farts, and Emojis crying period blood. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The State Of The Union Address. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The most ridiculous part of about the Ralph Northam picture. Super Bowl commercials, Adam Levine, rappers from space, fat guys in fur coats, and why Tom Brady deserved to win. And a story of being nearly ran over by two women fueled on nothing but meth. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Will Kyle Newacheck play me in ping pong? Or is he to famous for Austin? Linkedin and Facebook are the mullet of social media. Insane vegan wife disinvites entire family because they eat meat. People are glittering their dogs ballsacks. 2020 election is going to be the greatest comedy show on earth. Cat parasites go into peoples brains and can make you schizoaffective. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Challenging Kyle Newacheck to a ping pong match for something he wants. Remembering Jay Medicine Hat. Plastic straw police. When tattoos go wrong and SNL skits are more like propaganda. And some childhood memories. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you're in the Omaha area you've probably heard Jeff Degan on the Channel 94.1 morning show; The Big Party Show. And if your old enough you may remember him from the alternative radio station; The Edge. Hang out with Austin and Jeff as they sit around and tell stories about the Omaha Radio Scene, The Ranch Bowl, how a prepubescent Adam Devine would call into Jeff's show and do Chris Farley impressions, and much more. Like what a large insecure Husker player did comedian Dave Attell when he saw him at a bar. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dude's are going to cheer on other dude's at the super bowl. The devil's home is inside Andrew Cuomo soul. 3 Year-old kicks it in the woods with a bear Jungle Book style. A really dumb Woman thinks the Punisher Season 2 is racist. A video of Commie Bernie Sanders singing shirtless in the Soviet Union is unearthed. And more... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What was in the JFK declassified documents about Martin Luther King, Jr? New documentary about Michael Jackson called, "Leaving Neverland" and further proof Michael Jackson is a pedophile. Courtney Love's year 2000 letter about major label recording contracts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bigfoot Hunter Gary Volkmer. Gary has a six figure budget to travel the world and search for Bigfoot. He has a team that goes with him including subject matter expert Jeff Meldrum, Ph.D. Austin and Gary talk about the evidence for Bigfoot, where he's been, where he is going, and the encounters they've had. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Like Al Gore before her, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez predicts the climate change apocalypse. Manchurian candidate PC Police Enforcer who attack when triggered. How attractive people get away with behaviors that ugly people wouldn't get away with. An overweight passenger aboard a Taiwanese airliner forced flight attendants to wipe his butt. 7 Obsolete 'Manly' Skills and What to Replace Them With To Become Emasculated. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Piers Morgan and Austin aren't so different after all. CNN analyst tells a black dude he has white privilege. The new branch of government "Space Force" will launch in 2020 and so will Steve Carell's new show on Netflix with the same name. Why has no nation ever duplicated, or even attempted to duplicate, this miraculous feat of sending a human to the moon? And PETA's new ad is vary disturbing. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cardi B Freaks out on trump. No one is talking about how Obama spent $65,000 of tax payer money on hot dogs, that's a ton of money on lips and buttholes. Activist jumps wall at Nancy Pelosi's house and sets up a sanctuary tent. There are actually a lot of Walls around the world. And Omaha's local news has been infected by The Progressive Virus. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Austin talks about the freak out over Trump serving up a buffet of fast food and how he pukes every time he eats Burger King. How the world is over saturated with Austin Anderson's. The Paleo diet, Pete Evans, and naked bonding with horses. And Austin shares his love for Vanilla Ice and when he first met Adam Devine. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.