Irrelevant News

Ever wondered what type of bird you are? We didn't either, but now we know.   Put seat belts for your ears, check the passenger seat for stray geese, and grab a handful of Al Capone's famous grapes.

Do you want to get irrationally angry at a teenager trying to save the planet? Irrelevant News is here to tell you why you're an idiot.   After a dose of seriousness, just sit back and listen to the much anticipated audio book version of Spongeknob Squarenuts.

You ever been so drunk that you see and injured finch and you simply MUST take it to the nearest bird hospital? Callum might well have been. Please don't listen to this episode with a lit stick of dynamite in your hand, or whilst performing surgery on a goldfish.

If a squirrel scurries in a squarrel, did it understand the birds? We don't know what that means either but apparently Lo does. Pop a squat on your gold toilet, grab your pet two-headed snake, and enjoy a selection of terrible sports.

Do you want a new Irrelevant News episode? Does the Pope get stuck in lifts? Well sit back, make sure the police know you're home, and come back in time with us. 

An absolutely ELECTRIC episode this week. PSA for listeners, please do not listen with your pet racoon.  Just grab a glass, suck up all the sun's energy, and enjoy.

Before you listen to this episode, get on your hover-board, make your way to your nearest Polski Sklep, and pickup some delicious wafer biscuits. Just watch out for seagulls on your way home. 

What is the best crisp? You tell us cause we certainly don't know.  Tune in to listen to 20 solid fun-filled minutes of Lo crying. 

If you're listening to this on the train please don't get your hair stuck in the door. Just sit back with 170lbs of stolen chicken, relax, and imagine a masturbating ape ghost.  

Let's see them Aliens, and them radioactive rattle snakes. Those things may be surprising, but probably not as surprising as a gimp man coming at you in the night.  (Whilst we've got your attention, Callum would like you to sign up to his movement for the extinction of Pandas).

Have you ever seen a herring gull covered in curry powder? Have your favourite sardines ever been out of stock at the supermarket? Have you ever bought somebody else's bathwater? It's enough to make you hide cocaine in your foreskin.  We had a guest, swipe right on his tinder: https://www.gotinder.com/@harrynugent?fbclid=IwAR2pPZ5vs0XwafndM-5WzRucjFbVKqDO4tPklnmWueYhnWyH55TGdmPsDXQ

What do Stormzy, Zola the Seal, and a methamphetamine-fuelled “attack squirrel” have in common? Ask our new bloody hosts! Irrelevant News returns for its third season with a brand new crew!