Fade To Green

Finally! After all this time, and after all those movies with the fast cars, all our hard work has finally paid off. Truly one of the supreme movies of our generation has graced our eyes and caressed our ears. Hobbs and Shaw everybody, the first F&F movie to have some degree of rewatchability. Join as we finally, for the first time, fawn over the fast and the furious! @helloyiska @carterdorey

At last the sun rises on a bright new era. We are looking to the future here at FtG studios, and nobody shines more gallantly than Mr. Jason Bateman! Join us for his leap from TV to the silver screen in his movie debut, Teen Wolf Too (1987). No one has heard of it before, but that doesn't mean it's not worth talking about (it does) @helloyiska @carterdorey

The sun is setting on another chapter. Join us as we calmly reflect on the ups, the downs, and the emotional river that was the Fast and Furious franchise. Like two lily pads adrift on a still lake, our energy is nothing short of tranquil. Float with us, enjoy the sunset.  @helloyiska @carterdorey

*See Furious 6*

Hey there! We know it's been a while, how how you been doing? We've been pretty good, except Carter messed up and lost his audio for Fast 5. But! That's all water under the bridge. We're moving on, and we have an extra long episode for you to make up for all the time gone by. Sit tight y'all, we're almost through this.  @helloyiska @carterdorey

This might have been a mistake, doing this. But here we are. We think if we stopped now that might be weirder. Okay, that's not totally true. This one was better than some. We just thought it would turn. We thought it would get better.  So far...we've been wrong. Fast and Furious (2009) everybody. It's a movie.  @helloyiska @carterdorey

With a title as on the nose as anything else in this franchise, Tokyo drift comes screaming in from around the corner, past us, and further down the street where it careens out of sight. Sitting there on the corner, we watch these drifts, but we tire of the drifting, and with those bright fast cars behind us, we begin our chatter. So pull up a chair, why don't you? @helloyiska @carterdorey

What? Did you think we were joking? This marathon is gonna happen, even if after this watch we think we might have made a huge mistake. Just like Brian the fast man, we may have made some bad judgement calls, but also like Brian, we ain't giving up! Strap in puddle people! We struggled with this one. @helloyiska @carterdorey

Hey folks. We may have made a mistake. After our amazing and award winning (eventually) marathon of all 8 Harry Potter movies, we have decided to attempt what some have called impossible. We are going to watch and review all 8 (so far) Fast and Furious movies. Is there a particular actor to follow? Are either of us fans of the series? No and No. But we are gonna take these films and turn them into comedy-critic gold.  And also get wildly off-topic. But that's why you love us right? Right? @helloyiska @carterdorey

Well folks, another chapter closes. Michael Cera gave us plenty to appreciate, with a generous helping of dunk-able material as well. Today we talk about Legos, and Batman. If you haven't seen it, don't worry, we spend so much time quoting this movie that by the end you'll feel like you know it back to front! Thanks for Listening friends! @helloyiska @carterdorey

Hello friends! Gather round and listen to a discussion on what may stand for a long time as the worst movie we've seen to date. This one is long, but there's a lot of meat on this bone, but like a trippy cactus, we gotta let it simmer. Join us! Won't you? @helloyiska @carterdorey

Michael Cera, while a good actor, is a lot of time the same actor in most everything he does. Not to say that it is indeed bizarre that an actor would remain within their own corporeal body from film to film but rather that some actors out there have come across a sort of talent they've playfully called "range". This to say that Mr. Cera does not explore the boundaries of his skill, but rather seeks to become better at being the same.  Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010). It's funny, we like it.  @helloyiska @carterdorey

The following audio content contains more discussion of crude sexual humor than normal, per the nature of the movie we are discussing. If you think this may upset or offend you, watch Superbad (2007). Done that? Cool, we won't be nearly as offensive, so you're probably good now. Also, pretty funny movie right? Thanks for listening!  @helloyiska @carterdorey

Oh! There you are! We've been looking for you for a while. We are going to need you soon for our new team of super heroes we are putting together! Here's the plan, we get together and listen to Fade to Green talk about 1999's Mystery Men. Do this with us, and afterwords, we'll be be recognized as the heroes our city deserves! @helloyiska @carterdorey

Heyo! Get with us as we get iced with Mads Mikkelsen! It's the Netflix original, Polar. Which is about assassins. A lot of assassins. Like so many darn assassins. Lot's of assassins. Anyway there's a lot of assassins. Maybe about six. Thanks for listening! @helloyiska @carterdorey

Heyo! This is, once again, a departure from the form. A journey into the unknown. An exploration of the different, the new, the unique. And this time, we have a novel film to take in and dismantle. It's Ex Machina, from not that long ago. It's about artificial intelligence, ego-maniacs, and boring white dudes. What else could you ask for? @helloyiska @carterdorey

Isn't it refreshing to take a break from routine? The way Jackson Pollock took a detour into folk music, for the next couple episodes we are going to explore the chaos of a lawless format. No feature actor, no completely ignoring the feature actor, no rules, just us. Carter and Yiska, crossing a couple movies off their list together and chatting about them. And folks, what a nice feeling it was. Come along won't you? Into our chill and positive review of Hotel Artemis.  @helloyiska @carterdorey

Ah, yes. Another end to the saga. Alan Rickman is over. But it was a lovely journey. We laughed and cried and didn't actually cry. Join us once more, for one last look at that sweet boy wizard and his magical pals. And join us next week as we do a couple random movie for a bit. Thanks! You're the best. 

Sweet Every-Flavor Beans we are almost done with the ever-darkening wizarding world. The home stretch is here. Does Harry have flesh memories? Does Ron ever stop sulking? Do we ever once talk about Alan Rickman? Find out, on the latest and greatest episode of FADE TO GREEN!  Socials!  @helloyiska @carterdorey/plum505

It's that time again! Just kidding, we're still doing Harry Potter Movies. But! we are in the home stretch! Three more to go and we're getting into some dark stuff. There's possessions, killings, curses, and love's bitter sting. Very dark stuff indeed.  We are also on Instagram btw.  Yiska @ helloyiska Carter @ plum505