The Read

Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forget to grab tickets to Kid Fury's Trilloween: http://bit.ly/169eeVk Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice! Kid Fury Trilloween Tickets: bit.ly/169eeVj Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef Roblé! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.​ (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple reminder that Blue Ivy is better than you. The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread