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Start back at none, b!tch. Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I want everybody to shut up... Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Y'all alright? Because... Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Driving past influencer mansions... Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Wack beef and retweets… Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Cowboy Carter Commentary! Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bad boys for life in prison... Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

stompingluhpussyhos.... Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells! Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self? Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.  Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

…and I, oop!  Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.  Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and...now I guess she's on crack. Tickets are on sale now for our 11 Year Anniversary show happening on February 4th in NYC! Only on Ticketmaster, https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/3B005F899656103E See you there! #TheReadLivePatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made. Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here! Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread